Karkat x Reader:

                                     {PLEASE DONT KILL ME! This is my first reader insert so cut me some slack will you?}

Karkat Vantas was always known to be an ass, a very loud ass at that.

Whenever he typed, he typed in all caps, he lost his temper at anyone who pestered him, could definitely not get a punch line and had no sense of humor whatsoever and gave a glare that would send humans in a ten-mile radius.

But deep down, he had a heart even though he didn’t like to admit it; he even had a habit of watching romantic comedies every once in a while. But as always he didn’t like to let it show that he had a heart under his ashen skin.

[Name] was a bubbly, charming human girl that was the exact opposite of Karkat. She was patient, calm, had a lovely sense of humor, and always gave a smile to a stranger whether they were glaring at her or not.

Karkat could never understand a girl like her.

It irritated the way she giggle and smile at him whenever he would tell her to leave him alone or when he would yell at her for saying ‘hi’ to him in the mornings. He hated the fact how she chirped whenever she talked, how she always had a smile painted on her face whenever things seemed to turn for the worse.

“Good morning, Karkat!” [Name] sang as she suddenly appeared out of no where, a lovely smile laced her pink lips, her [e/c] eyes gleaming in the light, and her lovely [h/c] tresses slightly swaying in the light breeze.

[Name] looked absolutely lovely.

“What the hell do you want, [Name]?!” Karkat snapped, bearing his sharp canines, hoping to intimidate her in the slightest.

Not even a single flinch.

“I just wanted to walk with you, silly!” she giggled as she reached to ruffle his charcoal colored hair, but she was stopped short by the fuming troll grabbing her wrist and shoving it down back to her side.

“Don’t even think about touching me, dammit.” He hissed as his yellow optics crackled dangerously.

“Why are you always so grumpy?” [Name] commented, her large [e/c] orbs staring at him innocently.

Shit.

“Why am I—oh, well, it’s because of you! You’re always fucking teasing me and being all ‘good morning, Karkat’ in that damn sugar-sweet voice of yours and I just, ugh, it drives me insane!” the grey-skin toned troll ranted, his amber eyes wide in rage and his hands running crazily through his charcoal-black locks.

[Name] stood there, dumbstruck, when a sudden, sly, smile creeped onto her face. “I drive you insane, Karkat, and I bet you enjoy it, don’t you?”

A bright red blush dusted his cheeks and he stuttered uncontrollably, trying to gain the words to explain his feelings about her. Finally giving up, he stormed away in mad rage, leaving [Name] with her coy smirk still glued to her pink lips.

“Leave me alone, dammit!”